HaPpy “Hump” Day Men Who Love Men

This water is too salty,
For me to even drink.
I’d rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week.

But it’s you my love
You’re my land ahoy

And I’m sick of being beaten
And whipped and lashed to death,
I want one night with no gang-rape
But i won’t hold my breath.

But it’s you my love
You’re my land ahoy
Yeah, you’re my boy

Yo-ho, Sebastian
Let’s go far away
Somewhere where the captain won’t be mad.
Yo-ho, Sebastian
I want to love you good
We deserve much better than we’ve had.

They say they’re gonna kill me
If i look at you once more.
Pissed in my hammock yesterday,
So I’ll sleep on the floor

I’d be under the sea,
but you hold me above.

They put glass on my sandals,
So my feet would bleed all day,
And they forced me to wear them,
Or they said they’d make you pay

I’d be under the sea,
but you hold me above.
‘Cos you’re the man i love

Yo-ho, Sebastian
Let’s go far away
Somewhere where the captain won’t be mad.
Yo-ho, Sebastian
I want to love you good
We deserve much better than we’ve had.

The captain found out ’bout us,
And ordered them to throw,
Us both overboard tonight,
Together we will go.

But I’m yours you know
And I’ll love you still in hell

I hope they didn’t tie up,
Your hands as tight as mine,
I’ll see you on the bed of this
Blue ocean babe, sometime

But I’m yours you know
And I’ll love you still in hell
Down we fell
And I’m singing.

Yo-ho, Sebastian
Let’s go far away
Somewhere where the captain won’t be mad.
Yo-ho, Sebastian
I want to love you good
We deserve much better than we’ve had.

Yo-ho, Sebastian
Let’s go far away
Somewhere where the captain won’t be mad.
Yo-ho, Sebastian
I want to love you good
We deserve much better than we’ve had.

We deserve much better than we’ve had.

Cosmo Jarvis – Gay Pirates, of Cosmo Jarvis.

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